The Marsham St Book of Festive Yuletide Carols – II
by David Moss
Once in Jacquis much-surveilled
Stood a lowly shadow minister.
And a Tory mole in her department
Sent him all her memoranda.
Normington called in the cops.
Damian Green spent nine hours in detention.
Nine hours wasnt really all that
Not when ninety days had been debated.
Then a meeting of Vazs committee
Heard from Sir Gus ODonnell Himself:
Jacqui Smith had no idea.
Ignorance in her job is essential.
David Moss has spent six
years campaigning against the Home Office's ID card scheme.