PRESS RELEASE
ID cards arrive in
London at last Soon, the wait will be over. Next
Monday, 8 February 2010. And then finally, the wraps come off, and we get to see
the Home Office's brand new 21st century
high-tech ID cards for London's lucky young people. They've got the iPhone? Cool! iPad? Check! Now at last, they can complete the set, and get the ID card, too. Twenty-three skidoo! idsmart™, or what!
The sense of anticipation in the capital is palpable.
Marketing pilgrims are already beating a path to Globe House, the throbbing brain of the Home Office, where the crack design team behind this cultural icon, are basking in the glory, justifiably proud.
Or are
they? Asked to comment on the Home Office's performance to
date, one INCREDIBLY FAMOUS project manager had this to
say: ... you've had eight years, an
unlimited budget and unstinting not to say uncomprehending political support,
and so far you've signed up 0.007% of the population, to a system which everyone
is meant to believe will protect them against the imminent threats of crime and
terrorism, you couldn't sign up any more because you haven't got anywhere to
sign them up, and even if you had you haven't got a clue whether the biometrics
you depend on actually work, and even if they do no-one's got the right
equipment to use them ... Question:
Who is that CELEBRITY project manager? Answer:
You won't believe it, just click on the link to find out!
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